When I was in university I gave a fella a bj…. and it was like a pencil…

Yeah, well we all have slutty phases mine was in university- gave my friend a bj, hobbit looking fella but extremely fit (im super into hobbits anyway) so we do it – and I swear to you I am not exaggerating

it was like ducking on a pencil or straw, it was so small and so thin like I’ve been with dudes who were on the smaller side but they at least had girth yknow? This was like sucking on a pinky…very odd.

Anyway, it lives rent free in my brain 20 years later – makes me shocked he never became an incel although he can be insufferable for many other reasons.

Like smaller than Chynas clit in that one porn she did before she died

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